snarfle(pronounced "snar-ful")--a laugh that is between a chuckle and a snort, or the way you laugh if you've got a stuffy nose.
(This guy in my senior French class always sounded stuffed up, so I said that he snarfled instead of laughed)
mogoly(pronounced "mo-go-lee")--bad, awful, horrible
(Derived from Mowgli, from The Jungle Book. My friend and I think that name is horrible, hence the word.)
cleanirificus totalus (pronounced "clean-uh-rif-a-cus toe-tall-us")--to clean thoroughly
(Made up spell, a la Harry Potter)
Told you I was crazy. :-)